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The cryptographer tried to once again estimate the circumference of the lighthouse, asking the question aloud and then naming best guesses. The compulsion to know these geometric factors was strong. The agronomist successfully prevented their eyes from rolling. The history of this place was more interesting, having provided a high point from which to shine a light for centuries, currently for Estonia but briefly for the Kingdom of Torgu. That last bit of trivia was relevant because they were here to meet with the self-appointed Official Court Jester, who had requested they journey to this location on a rented tandem bicycle. They had also requested ice cream, “any color except white.” It waited in a cooler strapped to the bicycle’s ample frame.

The cryptographer tried to once again estimate the circumference of the lighthouse, asking the question aloud and then naming best guesses. The compulsion to know these geometric factors was strong. The agronomist successfully prevented their eyes from rolling. The history of this place was more interesting, having provided a high point from which to shine a light for centuries, currently for Estonia but briefly for the Kingdom of Torgu. That last bit of trivia was relevant because they were here to meet with the self-appointed Official Court Jester, who had requested they journey to this location on a rented tandem bicycle. They had also requested ice cream, “any color except white.” It waited in a cooler strapped to the bicycle’s ample frame.
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SongArtistNotes
Leap Year
Sebadoh
Apropos
The Sun And The Moon And The Stars In The Sky
The Low Frequency In Stereo
Out of the Norway cold
Zerox
Adam + The Ants
For that Art Chantry effect
13th Century Metal
Brittany Howard
Heavy
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25 O'Clock
The Dukes Of Stratosphear
The real surreal
Mission Impossible
Laika + The Cosmonauts
In 5!
La Javanasise
Khruangbin
Easy there
Bag Of Money
Fly My Pretties Featuring Barnaby Weir
NZ ragga
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A Sunday Smile
Beirut
A stately waltz
Underage
Omni
Off-kilter stealth
Have You No Shame, Girl?
Solex
Dutch cooking
Whitsand Bay
Metronomy
New fangled old-fashioned
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More Than A Month
The Regrettes
In your face
Sing Hosanna
Clinton
WIth they guys from Cornershop
C-64
Barcelona
I’ve got 64K memory
Ninja's Principality
Up, Bustle & Out
You won’t hear it coming
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Prazer Em Te Conhecer
Allah-Las
George Harrison, but from Brazil
25 Or 6 To 4
The Moog Cookbook
Chicago conga line
Rave-Up/Shut-Up
The Rave-Ups
From Pretty In Pink
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Computer Technology
Kool Keith
The future is here
Do Me
Jean Knight
Good advice
Up and Rolling
North Mississippi Allstars
With mushroom tea
Liberte
Stewart Copeland
From The Rhythmatist
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Air BnB
Kim Gordon
Harshed mellow
Muerte Marte
Mutagénicos
Guerra de los mundos
Bird of Prey
Pixies
Cowboy feelings
Want It, You Got It
The Rikters
Hot boogie
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Oh Suzanne
Bombadil
In a gentle mood
Drip Drops
that dog.
A welcome return
Chiclete Com Banana
Gilberto Gil
Genius of song
Whatever Lola Wants (Gotan Project Remix)
Sarah Vaughan
Tonight, Lola wants you
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Nuclear War
The Barrence Whitfield Soul Savage Arkestra
From the majestic Sun Ra
My Sword Hand's Anger
Apostle of Hustle
Understated
Still Beating
Mac DeMarco
Positive vibes
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Oh My Girl (French Version)
Club Des Belugas; Antoine Villoutreix
For the francophones
La Revedere
Dunkelbunt Feat Amsterdam Klezmer Band
Cue the horses
Back Off Boogaloo
Electrik Cokernut
Let’s hear it for Ringo!
Rocket Fuel
DJ Shadow + De La Soul
Ladies and gentlemen
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Mondo ‘77
Looper
Get up and dance
People Mover
Servotron
Wait! Stop!
I Like Bananas (Because They Have No Bones)
The Soft Boys
Originally by the Hoosier Hot Shots
Lady Madonna
The Beatles
Big beat
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Clampdown
The Clash
Always relevant
Down And Out
Camper Van Beethoven
Wild nights
Oh!
Breeders
Sparse deluxe
The Teen Thing
Young Fresh Fellows
Too brief
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The Power Of Lard 1988
Lard
So very abrasive
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